I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
y’all are gonna get drake grounded
ALSO i am so proud of myself because I am NOT wearing a cardigan tonight and my arms are out and about and that never happens
also i always make the horrible decision to go out when i have to wake up for work at 6am and hold orientation for 6 hours
I rarely get pimples and i’m very lucky but when I do, they’re literally in a spot that is SO OBXNOIOUS like on my nose or right in the middle of my foreheard just waving to everyone
in case you were having a bad day check out this guy i just saw
The Thinker by Auguste Rodin x Drake thinking about Nicki’s ass in Anaconda.
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
the truth is out there.
I CANT STOP WATCHING IT
take 6 seconds of your life to watch this and then take an hour more to relish in it
You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.